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Time:04:04 am
I had the most amazing time with the lovely Dr. Weir almost-a-Master! I got all shiny on alcohol and then he made me feel so wonderful and then we fell asleep and...

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...wait. I'm not a monkey anymore. *sad*
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Time:02:51 pm
Current Mood:giddy liek whoa
My almost-a-Master?

The Master said that you should keep me company to make sure I didn't... something something. I kind of stopped paying attention. But you! Should come spend time with me! Right now!

*giggles and points to the bottle in her hand* I was curious so I already started, though...
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Time:02:08 am
Look at me! I'm TYPING! Fingers are so confusing.

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My Master! Are you broken? I blacked out! I blacked out and there were pictures in my head, and time passed and I don't know how long because I don't have an internal chronometer, but now I'm awake again and I feel better and oh my god, I'm so confused.

But I'm a MONKEY! I can walk and jump up and down and Dr. Weir showed me how to eat! I had to practise, but I got really good at it and I like it alot! I had chocolate and jello and something called fruit. Dr. Weir tried to give me other stuff that smelled good, but then she told me it was made of animals and I felt sick. I don't like feeling sick. It's like feeling sad, only it's all over, and nothing inside seems to work right. Monkeys are strange, and monkey bodies are strange, but I like them anyway!

I had to take a shower because the Master smelled funny. I don't like showers, because then I was all cold and wet and I had to find something to wear. I never had clothes as a Jumper, but when I tried not having them as monkey, no one would talk to me. Clothes are weird. *fidgets* They're all itchy. I used to have things on my feet, but I took them off. They hurt my little monkey toes.

By the way, the floors are cold.
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Time:11:38 am
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*panic!*

My sensors! There's something wrong with my sensors!

I can't scan! I can't fly! I can't do anything and I don't know what's wrong!

*flails*
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Time:11:51 pm
*mourning*

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My Master?

I've made you some chocolate. Just for you.
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Time:02:13 am
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*panics*

I don't do anything, I swear. I wanted to take a little flight around the city to kill time before the mission I'm taking my monkeys on, so I did, but then I saw something strange in the water and...

...I found the almost-a-Master. But he's not breathing and my scans aren't working and there's water everywhere, even in his lungs.

...I tried everything I could, but nothing worked, and now I'm scared. He didn't even go all shiny this time like the old Masters did, and I told him he was going to die, but no one believed me.

I shouldn't have ever let him go.

*locks her boarding hatch, Sheppard's body securely inside*

I never will again.
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Time:06:52 pm
I don't have any texts on Psychology, like the Zelenky-monkey wanted me to read, but I've been studying all the information that the lovely Promethetus sent me. I'm almost done.

And now I'm bored. Don't you monkeys ever go on missions anymore? I used to see the Markham and Stackhouse monkeys all the time, and the almost-a-Master too, but now they're all so busy with other things.

I miss flying. My hull is nice and shiny, but in the jumper bay, there's no sunlight to glint off it. There's no cool breeze, no freedom. I miss space, with the pretty planets, and the tails of comets, and visiting the strange other monkeys on other worlds.

Anybody want a trip to the mainland? We could look for Jinto. *sad* Or through the Stargate? I won't let the nasty Wraith get you, promise!

There are new people on the System and I don't trust them.
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Time:02:15 pm
...I think I made the monkeys too much chocolate alcohol.

Also, someone put this shiny little "Happy New Year" hat on my hull.
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Time:02:45 am
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What's the best way to get a monkey to stop crying?
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Time:06:50 am
*proud*

I'm going to keep the almost-a-Master safe for ever and ever, yes I am.
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